roN Funny Status Messages

   keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box..

   There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works

   i love you till...............tom catches jerry n has him for dinner...... :P

   Roses are red Violets are blue Friend Requests are great But who the f#$k are you?

   World's Shortest Fairy Tale: There once was a man who asked a woman to marry him. She said, "No." and he lived happily ever after.

   when you are single,all you see r happy couples.............when you r commited,all you see r happy singles. :))

   Saw a sign at the hospital that said "Family Planning.... Use Rear Entrance". I thought it was good advice.

   needs a Facebook button that says "What you just posted makes me want to stab you."

   I used to have a voice just like Justin Beiber, then I turned four.

   thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"

   thinks sleep is for people without Internet access.

   HEY, !!!!!!!! -------------> ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

   is thinking that Facebook must be female. Just when you think you've figured her all out, she change...

   found a sweet new keyboard shortcut. I wish I'd known about it before, it's so much faster! I love you ALT + F4. You make my life easy.

   Good girls are bad girls that never get caught

   when life throws you a lemon add the tequila and the salt !!

   Here it comesssss.... WOOT! WOOT! There it goessssssss.... "CHA-CHING!" Man, Payday Sux! :P

   thinks work is becoming a nice little break from Facebook.

   I hate it when people steal my ideas before I think of them.

   a Blonde just texted me and asked "what does idk stand for? " I said "i dont know" she said "omg! nobody does!"