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The current administration is finally getting through to people. I can not count how many people I saw going "Green" yesterday! These are truly exciting days!!! 
it just me....but when I am trying to insert a straw into a Capri Sun I feel like I am trying to start an IV.
All the immortals survived St. Paddy's Day I see? Let us mere mortals now join our brethren and worship at our place of choice to further along that regressive human trait known as hypocrisy.
If you have to ask "You know I'm saying?", you probably didn't make your point very effectively in the first place.
Sometimes I forget every thought I've ever had and stare at the phone, wondering why it's in my hand
Today we celebrate the man who brought Christianity to Ireland by drinking hard enough forget everything he taught.
Just watched Die Hard 2. People in 1990 sure knew how to shrug off a plane crash.
Miracles do happen even on Facebook and Twitter. Come Sunday and suddenly everyone becomes a preacher.
What's Rick Ross's wost nightmare? Dying from breast cancer.
Hands don't make the music, the soul does.
"Wish you were here" - me, thinking about the wine that is in the fridge
just here to establish my alibi.
swears that about a third of my life is spent trying to remember why I have entered a room.
remember people...st patricks day means to wear green clothing....not to drink till you turn green in the face. dont go out drinking too much tonight
respect whoever allowed women into the military. Girl on period + gun = unstoppable
When your world is falling apart, when it seems like things can't get any worse, please remember...I don't give a s$it.
Laughter is not the best medicine...Large amounts of beer, now that's the best medicine!
They have nothing in their whole imperial arsenal that can break the spirit of one Irishman who doesn't want to be broken. (Bobby Sands)
Do not put off till tomorrow what can be put off till day-after-tomorrow just as well.
I am so sick of Irish Stereotypes ....as soon as I finish this pint of Guinness I'm gonna punch someone in the face 