Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   There's a group of all laughing about how tacky and ridiculous the Oval Office looks now. Look it up. It looks like a Spencer's Gifts. No surprise here though - it is the office to the tackiest, most ridiculous goof on the planet.

   For more than two centuries, it has been established that impeachment is not an appropriate response to disagreement concerning a judicial decision. The normal appellate review process exists for that purpose. Learn the law, dipsh*t lol

   Judicial coup happening... federal judges going to be impeached. GLORIOUS!

   Felon47 lost three huge rulings yesterday. 24,000 federal workers return to work in 18 different agencies; The reinstatement of the USAID; trans people can serve in the military..... What a loser hahahahaha

   Murica'. Home Of The Cowards and Land Of The Flaccid lolz

   Your military is a joke now. Veterans who received the Purple Heart, now being denied death benefits by a draft dodger lol. At least we take care of our own.

   I WONDER HOW MANY VAMPIRES HAVE BEEN RUN OVER BY PEOPLE WHO BACKUP JUST USING THEIR MIRRORS.

   Rise and shine! What are we melting down about today, lefticles?

   Tesla lost about $38.2 BILLION in market capitalization today. Happy Tuesday, y'all!

   "We want to restore the Department of Justice to an institution that focuses on fighting law and order." White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Hey look. The first truthful thing the bimbo's said yet.

   Nissans are fast, BMWs are faster, but Teslas are definitely the fascist!

   Justin Eichorn now? It's all over the news. You're all the same. Every single one of you.

   And in other news, a Federal Judge has blocked the return of the astronauts to Earth.

   This is how your government has been corrupted: 1) Donors give huge sums to elect politicians to office. 2) Elected officials rewrite the rules in the donors' favor. 3) Donors make a huge profit. 4) Repeat. Great job suckers lol

   In case no one has noticed, it's Caucasian males that virtually built the western world.

   The name Lacrosse has a hidden meaning; it's indicative of the two activities that are 'cross combined' and comprise it: badminton and butterfly collecting.

   Wife: Have you seen the broom? Me: Where did you put it when you landed?

   I remember when you all were funny.

   Of course Hamas has rejected the United States offers. Because he's a terrible negotiator. He's laughed at by most of the planet and no one respects him because he's such a goof.

   It's so funny that we're annoying this one loser so much lmfao