Funny Status Messages

   What a shock. Young white guys defending a mediocre SB half time show.

   Old white guys complained about the SB halftime show because we grew up in a time when originality, actually playing an instrument and not having auto tuned vocals counted as talent. Not like that heap of mediocrity we just saw.

   I hate when people say that the ears are their favorite part of a chocolate Easter Bunny. Gross out with all that wax and stuff, and they stink too.

   Ya all complained about Jlo at the Superbowl snl look what you got, Jock strap Face

   I would like to express some thanks to the writer just for rescuing me from this problem. After exploring throughout the the net and obtaining methods which were not productive, I figured my entire life was done. Being alive without the presence of approa

   -I think one of my friends gets the award for “most insightful drunk” for his comment, “It’s such a nice night…if only the sun were out!” Too bad he didn’t get to see much more of that night.

   what a shock, old whiite guys complaining about the SB half time show

   To the tune of the Folgers coffee commercial: The best part of waking up, is no tweets from Donald Trump.

   How do you know if someone doesn't watch the Superbowl? Don't worry they'll announce it on Facebook!

   You notice how I don't stick a million bumper stickers and flags, with a man's name on it, on my car like a f-ing weirdo?

   Just like CVS, I too can be your Plan B on Valentine’s Day for $48

   They should have gone with the original Superbowl halftime show plan with Melania dancing on the pole. She's a better and experienced pole dancer than the Weeknd as a singer.

   The Weeknd should change his name to Monday Morning 'cause that's how bad he s_cks.

   sellin 2nd chances $100 hmu lmk.

   For the first time in my life, I did not welcome The Weekend.

   This alphabet soup that I spilled on the floor is still more coherent than most Biden speeches.

   And this morning a container ship will depart for some third world country, loaded with Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl LV Champions gear. Enjoy your Chiefs gear, Kenya...

   Did I miss the Superbowl again? Darn that's like 20 years in a row.

   Not sure if I just watched the Superbowl or a three hour commercial?

   Dr fauci just announced we all have to wear jock straps now to stop the spread of covid