Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I think it is funny that Donald Trump will occupy the mind of this guy talking crap on him for four years. I think it is Joe Bidens grandson or could be Obama......

   DOGE cancelled a $600k grant to Southern you and A&M college. It was going towards researching menstrual cycles of transgender men. SMH it’s like an SNL skit at this point.

   If you need music at the beach, you're completely missing the point.

   I said, "Alexa, what do women want"? The thing hasn't shut up for seven days.

   It's funny, Trump is the only president that could ever become the worst president in history and then surpass being the worst president in history by being the worst president in history. Literally outdoing himself. That's some achievement!

   Hug your mother today. Tell her you love her.

   IMAGINE CHEERING ON PEOPLE IN POWER WHO ARE ACTIVELY TARGETING AND HARMING THE HUNGRY, THE POOR, THE SICK, THE ELDERLY, THE VETERAN, THE DISABLED, THE DIFFERENT, AND THE STRANGER AND STILL SOMEHOW EXPECTING PEOPLE TO BELIEVE YOU FOLLOW JESUS. GMAFB

   "I miss my wing man".

   BREAKING NEWS! The 47th President hasn't been able to get it up since 2004.

   Now he's complaining about who signed deal to allow Canada to supply energy to the US - it was you, needle**** - in 2018 lmfao

   TOD Trump Obsessive Disorder. It's real.

   No tax on tips, OT, and SSI…but the Left says no. If Biden had tried this they’d cream their non binary panties in joy.

   Electric cars are the future. Just not Musk's electric cars. Tesla is done. Buh bye

   It took one election for Dems to go from making electric cars mandatory…to burning them. SMH.

   The 47th President is the best President of all time.

   it an amazing how they come up with things like “carbon emission tax” just so they can tax us? Another 20 years, they will have devices attached to our asses to measure carbon emission  and tax us more.

   Van Jones is correct when he says Canada would be one huge blue state. Canada, could very well be the logical man's savior.

   Didn’t think we’d see the day where Van Jones was the voice of reason…but it’s here.

   Jason11972 asked me if I wanted to meet him outside. Not really in the mood for a blowjob right now, but thanks anyways buddy.

   Usha and Melania always look so unfulfilled. I'd pay good money to watch Zelensky tag team both of them.