Funny Status Messages

   We need to build some hydroelectric dams and harness all these tears from Republicans. Every crisis solved.

   This is the best time to invest in the food stamps market.

   BREAKING NEWS: Biden rushed to the hospital after collapsing of a laught attack to the news of Obama win!

   Im relocating to Colorado, I just heard the news; Colorado is now a weed state. I can smoke while voting next time around!

   BREAKING NEWS: The Last person just finished voting in Florida....

   Obama...Winner winner chicken dinner...(what to soon?)

   Watching the Election was like watching the Super Bowl but without the possibility of Janet Jackson having a wardrobe malfunction.

   Yes Yes Big Bird is saved!

   I should go to bed now since I am have no food stamps and need to be at work at 6 am

   Obama should start his speech off with... "allow me to reintroduce myself"

   Somewhere in Alaska, Sarah Palin is crying into her bucket of Chick-Fil-A.

   ..... Now America will find out just how affordable the Affordable "Free" Healthcare really is! ....... BTW ... there is a price that will be paid for it!.... And it is not free.

   So I guess its true: once you go black...........

   I think we need someone to run next term who will campaign on getting rid of the electoral vote and let the people decide who is to be our president.

   FOUR MORE BEERS!!! FOUR MORE BEERS!!! oops I mean, FOUR MORE YEARS!!! FOUR MORE YEARS!!!

   Free Jay-z concert tickets were given out for Obama voters!!!

   on the flight back home dont let Romney sit by the window....he might really try to open it this time

   Apple Maps projects Obama to win Paraguay

   like they say in vegas.....always bet on black!!!!

   WELL DONE AMERICA!! THE WORLD CELEBRATES WITH YOU!!!