Funny Status Messages

   An infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters and an infinite amount of time would eventually type out the complete works of Shakespeare.

   Coffee doesn’t make the world go round, but it sure makes the ride more bearable

   It ain't the dems. It's dem niqqers.

   Life is full of disappointments, and I just added you to the list.

   If you get on an airplane nowadays, you're out of your mind.

   Remember when funny stuff was here? I don’t think even Pepperidge Farm does.

   Carmelo Anthony will be judged by a jury of his peers. By peers, they mean niqqers who who compromise 13% of the population yet commit 60% of all violent crimes.

   Heard any good jokes lately? Probably not here.

   Good night haters!!!!!

   Jealousy is a terrible disease, Gary. Get well soon.

   ?elohssa ruoy tuo eta rehtomdnarg ruoy sa dettun reve uoy evaH ...gineoKyraG ekaf ,yeH

   Will this raise the price on a Chinese massage parlor

   Em htiw ssem ot seirt ereh no esle enoyna ro uoy fi neppah ot gniog si tahw s'taht esuaC. sregnarts etelpmomc tuoba parc gniklat rof uoy fo tuo dekcik parc eht nettog reve uoy evaH !ztangI yeH

   Hello, short bus? I found your missing passenger. Thats right, yes... Gary Koenig.

   Take a moment and collect your thoughts. You almost have a full set.

   "Go away kid ya bother me"

   And to whoever wrote that nice post, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

   You may not like my posts, but guess what??? I'm here to stay. So deal with it!

   There's no "might" about not liking Koenig's posts. They're played, sophomoric, and not funny. Not as bad as the one's on page 1 though. They simply $u<k.

   You might not like Koenigs posts but he’s the only one here using the page as intended now. It’s 99.9% triggered crap now. Get a life people.