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Hail Mary, full of grace, put Notre Dame in second place. 
finally a cute stalker
Why do women continue to by men gifts, when the two "best" gifts are free? Blow Jobs and Silence!
I hope in 2013 people stop taking photos or videos with a 0.2 Megapixel potato
Facebook (FB) + Instagram (I) = FBI............."They" are watching you.
hope the weekend comes as fast as my ex
Can we please go back to the main menu of life? I think I accidentally chose "Extremely Hard".
When I get a headache,I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children,just like the bottle says LOL!
turns out, Chanting "I'm not creepy" in front of a mirror doesn't make you feel any less creepy.
Why is it as a grown man living in your own home you cannot touch those "special" pillows on the couch, but those grandkids can come over and toss them everywhere and its cute?
schools are back in session. Remember if you study hard enough there will still be no jobs when you graduate.
look, I'm only liking your status to let you know that I read it so you won't try to tell me about it later.
Hey, Dave Grohl...we get it. You hit the drums hard. Now try playing with some dynamics.
Zuckerberg was going to steal your photos but saw that copyright status you posted and went back to having more money than you ever will.
Like and enthusiastically comment on every photo your aunt has posted to facebook. Turn the tables
Rumor is Andy Reid is going to coach in KC after mistaking them for KFC......
"Mrs. Doubtfire" and "The Santa Clause" use the exact same plot formula.
Hockey still exists? Yeah right... next you're gonna tell me MTV plays music videos.
They should rename Hockey "H0nkey", 'cause it's one of the last major team sports still dominated by Caucasoids. Thank G0D.
it safe to comeback? Are the kids back to school yet? 