Funny Status Messages

   Capital punishment shouldn't even be a debate. You deserve to be put to death if you take a life.

   Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

   After seeing the price of Gold drop I am now glad that I invested in weapons grade Plutonium.........ahhhh, I mean silver, yeah silver

   You'd think after all these beauty pageants, we would have world peace by now.

   watched one minute of pro wrestling and realized I'm not such an idiot after all...

   My friends status said, "Suicidal, standing on the edge of a cliff"... So I poked him..

   This must be the sensitive site. Lets figure out who did this and Let loose with Team 6

   I was thinking about adoption to fill the void in my life, if only I could find someone willing to adopt me..

   Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

   I'd like to Jack Bauer this alleged Saudi suspect....

   People in Vimy Ridge would say otherwise about the resolve and bravery of Canadians...

   Sharing vigil photos on FB does not solve anything, better values, spending time with your kids and raising them right does.

   what happens when a idiot can't get a gun and wants to make a scene?

   Homeland Security is itching to use there new tanks a few more tragedies and here comes martial law

   The first thing I thought of was that a bruins game had gotten out of hand

   A simple sign that reads "This is a bomb-free zone" would have prevented all this.

   We should probably get ready for the Celebrity Plea for Donation....like they cant flip the bill themselves...

   I know its Gay pride week, but seeing a rainbow confederate flag is really going to the extreme

   So do we need new stricker Bomb laws now?

   wondering.... If they are old enough to go to the store.... are they old enough to get bread?