g0re Funny Status Messages

   It's annoying when you think of an awesome idea or thing to do and within the next few minutes, you completely forget what it was, but the memory of how awesome it was stil lingers..

   It's kind of sad that they replaced Mailbox on Blue's Clues with e-mail.

   Sometimes, you have to hear a song twice before you decide you like it.

   There comes a time when you just look at yourself in the mirror, and say"f**k it, this is as good as it's gonna get.".

   Childhood is like being drunk. Everybody remembers it except you..

   It was better back when you could look under a bottle cap and see you won instantly, rather than this entering a code online thing they have now. I want to look under the cap and see "YOU WON!" instead of ED34GH....

   If M&M's came in white wrappers, there would be too many punchlines to the beginning of this sentence.

   Even though they so many people die because of alcohol, you never think about how many of them are born because of it.

   It's got to be interesting for those kids from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition when they become teenagers Imagine trying to bring a girl back to your place. "Hey baby, ever done it in a bed shaped like a T-Rex's head?"

   Don't you hate when you put some much work and effort into an assignment and still fail it miserably.

   How come rappers always brag about being criminals and committing crimes, but then whine like little babies when people illegally download their music. Dang hypocrites.

   Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the hell out of their dog.

   You know what a lot of words mean, it's just really hard to explain it

   When you're trick-or-treating, it kind of makes you sad if the people handing out candy are younger than you.

   The cheaper the phone, the harder it is to break.

   Its a bit awkward when you don't realize how many curse words and sexual innuendos a song has in it until you're in the car listening to it with your parents.

   Some girls need to realize that having fat on their bodies doesn't make them fat - it makes them alive.

   It's better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download increasingly shameful pornography,

   You feel safer when you're wearing clothes, even though they don't actually offer very much protection.

   Overhearing someone ask their friend a question sucks when you know the answer, but can't exhibit your amazing knowledge without seeming like a weirdo for listening to their conversation.