ptv Funny Status Messages

   I feel like a million bucks today! Just wish I had luck finding a bank that will accept self esteem as a form of payment

   Remember: warning labels exist because someone failed at using the product correctly. scary when you think about windshield sun covers and the warning "do not drive while intact"

   ‎1. Go to Google maps. 2. Go to 35 Sampsonia Way, Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. 3. Click street view. 4. Turn the view around. 5. ??? 6. lol

   White Castle; because I like my chicken in the form of cheerio's

   blah. with all this warm weather, the opportunities to write my name in cursive in the snow are disappearing.