Nomalungelo Funny Status Messages

   Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout.

   A MAN WILL NOT RESPECT AWOMAN WHO DOES NOT RESPECT HERSELF OR HER BODY, IF YOU TRADE SEX FOR MATERIAL THINGS YOU ARE PROSTITUTING YOURSELF.

   Maybe cupid should shoot himself with his own damn arrow then maybe he'd see how much love hurts

   I hate being single. I'm not good at it.

   Part of me says I can't keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, "Don't listen to her. She's drunk

   • There is nothing more pleasing than seeing a couple that are always posting sickly messages to each, finally break up on facebook.

   I am a leader not a follower so therefore I don't twitter.

   • the distance between any problem and the solution = the distance between your knees and the floor

   Boyfriend for sale... comes with remote.

   Google search the word "BLAP" & have a laugh!!!

   • there are two reasons why people change; first : they have learned a lot. second : they've been hurt too much.