@svaldez187 Funny Status Messages

   With all this stress eating, I may hit 270 before either of the candidates.

   What a great Halloween. Thanks for giving us the night off Covid!

   I can't be the only one who’s first instinct when a fly lands on their computer screen is to try to scare it with the cursor.

   Excited to be able to bet on the NFL again. I got money on the coronavirus shutting down the league in week3.

   Y’all really spending $300 for hotels rooms on Valentine’s Day to do the same 3 position y’all do at home?

   Mariah Carey didn't give the performance that 2016 wanted, but she gave the performance 2016 deserved.