Monday Funny Status Messages

   Today is my Friday, but yesterday was not my Thursday, because that's Thanksgiving and we all know Thanksgiving is in two more days, and tomorrow is not my Saturday, it's just Wednesday. Yesterday was Monday, not just in my world, but everywhere. Don't kn

   Monday Meeting Autopilot: Shake hands...Good to see you...Squint at pie charts...Nod head...Fake chuckle at the jokes...Suppress yawn...Thank you...and Clap when the 3 hour anguish ends...

   PMS - (Pre Monday Syndrome)

   I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.

   its ALOHA Friday no work till monday !!!

   Really suffering from PMS today - Premature Monday Syndrome.

   Today is Monday, and that's reason enough for me to hate it.

   A religious man is one who feels repentant on a Sunday, for what he did on Saturday and will do again on Monday.

   After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.

   BEFORE MARRIAGE: Saturday Night Fever AFTER: Monday Night Football

   Warning: going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake all night does not prevent Monday. There is no cure.

   WOOHOO!!!! IT'S FRIDAY!!!!! Wait a damn minute, I'm working 7 10's, every day is a god damn Monday for me.

   Monday?! But, I wasn't even finished with Saturday yet.

   So, Monday... we meet again. Are you going to play nice this time or do I have to knock you into next week?

   I wonder what would happen if everyone decided to call in sick on Monday..

   Wait, you're telling me that if I kill off and entire culture and take credit for discovering a land I in no way discovered,I'll get a random Monday in October off from work? Only in America!..... Happy Columbus day!!

   says, "Hello Monday..." the same way Jerry Seinfeld says, "Hello Newman..."

   Good morning Monday...now get outta my face!

   Don't wait untill friday, start your weekend at monday !!

   Hi, it's me, Monday. I'm here to slap that silly grin off your stupid little pointed face.