Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   If they bought food instead of paints and brushes, there would be far less Starving Artist's.

   about to make it RAIN all up in 2012!!!

   wondering why you never see, "My resolution is to eat more fried foods, drink every day, oh!!! And take up smoking too!!!

   The one night I wish I was a cop... amateur night.

   The only thing worse about sneezing while going down stairs with a cup of coffee is now you got to go back up and fill er up again...

   Doctor: "You have Cancer and Alzheimer's" Patient: "At least I don't have Cancer!!"

   I LOVE my job!! Especially the part when I clock out and leave!!!

   In the kitchen with the wife and she asked, "What's the expiration date on this?" "11/30" I said. She went to throw it away and I said, "What are you doing!!! It's not even NOON yet!!!"

   WARNING: Ask your doctor if updating your status as often as I do is right for you...

   just got back from my morning walk and got a TON of canned goods!!!!

   Don't know about you but i'm turning MY clock back to 1980!!!

   wondering what would have happened if we quit posting on page 2012...

   so, so sorry I started the whole Facebook Is Going To Start Charging thing. I didn't think it would go THIS far..... sorry

   if you're ever attacked by a bunch of clowns... Go for the Juggler!!!

   Napsterbation. Combining two of my favorite activities..

   Dry Clean Only = Dirty Shirt

   I hate to go out drinking with unicorns, they use the old "no pockets" excuse to stick me with the bill.

   Hey brain, tell the idiot that Carona is not a screw top!! Signed, the skin between the thumb and fore finger.

   Dear Facebook. My friends know when I change my profile picture.. Signed, Everyone on the planet

   A friend will calm you down when you are angry. A best friend will skip beside you with a bat singing, "Someones gonna get it"