Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   HE FOLDED AGAIN!!!! 😂 And markets are surging NOT because his strategy worked, but because he finally threw in the towel on a trade war he NEVER had control over.

   Economists are saying that there's a good chance that Trump can grow back the economy in the same way he grew back his ear.

   F*ck those ju baztids.

   The jig is up. A double entendre meaning the niqqer is se#ually aroused.

   5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants. Now they're tenants.

   "I'll take 2 electronics over easy with a side of home fries, bacon, and pancakes, please." China thanks you 🇨🇳

   I'll take 2 electronics over easy with a side of home fries, bacon, and pancakes, please.

   You wanted cheaper eggs, and instead you got a 104% increase in the price of your electronics 😂

   He doesn't know what his is doing. He's a conman and the jig is up.

   The Dow is down. Not the stocks, Tony Dow from Leave It To Beaver.

   I can't berieve the plice of Peking Duck!

   🎵 Chinee foo, Chinee foo, onry Musk and Trump can afford Chinee foo! 🎵

   How much will the Kung Pao Chicken combination dinner with pork fried rice and egg rollcost now???

   The USA. Trump's 7th bankruptcy.

   Cadet Bone Spurs who dodged the draft FIVE TIMES and refused to serve our country, has not earned a military parade for his birthday. This isn't North Korea. The $92 million should go to our Veterans.

   Maybe we should start listening to the economists and business leaders, and not the guy who went bankrupt 6 times 😥

   Why do you people reply and engage in petty name calling with these anti Trumpers? Because we're proving that you're all just a bunch of f*cking sheep and in a cult 🤡 and you're just starting to realize it.

   Nothing screams efficiency like a $1 TRILLION defense budget and a $92 MILLION parade to celebrate Dumps birthday. DOGE was a complete con. You've all been conned 🤡

   Why do you people reply and engage in petty name calling with these anti Trumpers? You are in charge for at least the next 3 1/2 years. Enjoy it!!! Take joy in the fact that they wake up miserable every day. Don’t engage.

   I stand with China. 🇨🇳 The US facked around and now they're gonna find out.