Funny Status Messages

   This appears to be the year of the upset!

   Awwe darn it ...... I thought the election was today!

   And that's why some people shopuld never play poker

   What we've learned from this election, is that if you go black, you can indeed go back.

   Cubs win the World Series, Trump wins the Pressidency..what's next? Me in a stable relationship?...I like those odds

   Obama, You're Fired!!!!

   "Can I at least get work release?" - Hillary Clinton, probably

   Sour grapes make the very worst whine...get over it, she lost.

   Happy TR'HUMP' Day!

   And the most googled topic right now is: How to move to Canada.

   So walking dead was just a tutorial to survive the Trump presidency.

   The people have spoken. Now Women, GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN

   I think we'll be seeing a lot more of Alec Baldwin on SNL the next few years.

   If you thought 9/11 was bad, you definitely didn't see 11/9 coming...

   We just Brexited Earth

   ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK

   Oh... Okay, not the choice I would have made - but game on! Let's see how bad it can really get... for science!

   I wonder if he will put Hillary in jail now?

   it's so quiet at Hillary Clinton's campaign HQ you can almost hear an email getting deleted 😂

   Whats the Canadian National Anthem again?