Funny Status Messages

   I miss the days when Иiggers knew their place.

   Listen, baby, I can deal with the herpes, the gluten intolerance, and the irritable bowel syndrome. But I will not date someone who listens to music through their phone's speaker.

   my emotional support animal is a chicken. Four piece with a biscuit.

   My neighbor lady has been married so many times she has rice marks on her face..

   But... Crazy people have more fun.

   did not wake up this morning. I came to.

   what would happen if you're scared half to death twice

   As a Social Networking Expert, I have evaluated your social media activity and your status updates. My conclusion: You're all crazy.

   I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak. (another great post by Gary K.

   Do you suppose Ghosts believe in People??