Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   What had 200 legs and no pubic hair? Front row at a Taylor Swift concert

   The president's economic reset over the next 3-6 months might be a little rocky, but the USA is entering a Golden Age of prosperity. Great for the kids! 🙂

   Dow extends longest win streak of 2025 as S&P 500, Nasdaq climb

   You know how women living in the same house have their periods at the same time? Guys living in the same house get the squirts at the same time. Only it's not once a month. It's once an hour.

   Fact: Those whining over the "first 100 days" haven't taken into account that their mothers took 280 days to make them, and look how they turned out.

   Fact. The USA is in better shape than it was one year ago.

   Idiotic Facebook cooking reels have turned me into the misanthrope I am today.

   He's 5 steps ahead of you, you orangutan.

   Worst approval rating in the first hundred days for any president in the last 70 years, huh? Beat his own previous record huh? Great job losers 😂

   Yeah, yeah. You buy brown eggs. Show-off.