stormer59101 Funny Status Messages

   doesn't believe you should get so caught up in avoiding lightning, that you miss the storm...

   I am not as worried about growing old as I am foundering myself on these Flathead Cherries

   When you think about it, it's a rather fine line with some between insulting them and describing them

   The stock market continues to go up, and is probably a good place to invest your money if you have any. But as good as it sounds, if I ever get any extra I'm opting for canned goods and ammo......!

   I am not sure how I missed this, busy I guess, but Monica Lewinsky turned 42 earlier this week, it seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her knees.

   Obama, He's over in Kenya lecturing them on Gay rights, but three days ago ISIS threw two men from a roof and then stoned them to death for being gay and he never said a word

   The information age, does anyone else find it just a little bit ironic that it has produced so many uninformed people.

   Whitney Houston has been reunited with her daughter, Bobbi Kristina Brown, hopefully together they can both rest in peace. ‪