TyKo Steamboat Funny Status Messages

   For Sale: authentic Tim Tebow Broncos Jersey...'Like New' condition, Will negotiate a trade (no pun intended) asking 5$ OBO

   I'm single, meaning I don't have anyone dragging me into the theaters to go see the 'Hunger Games'...

   Noone is ever best-friends with an English major...

   The next relationship I get into, I will be buying a bottle of shampoo that some day...for they will both be in a secret competition to see which will last longer...

   I'm just looken for a really good friend... (with a smoken-hot sister...)