SKELLY Funny Status Messages

   I wrap the first few presents Martha Stewart style but towards the end they take on a drunk Helen Keller style.

   If you include your kid's high GPA score in your Christmas letter grandma will be proud but everyone else hates you.

   Why are you all so upset about Dr Pepper For Men? I mean, Subaru makes cars just for lesbians!

   If you're a psychic and you get murdered then no you weren't.