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   If those Febreeze commercials with rooms filled with stinking, rotting garbage convince you to buy their product. Here's a heads up for you........ You need to clean your freaking house!!!

   All those hugs at the May-Pac fight last night should have been followed with the referee giving a swift kick to their butts.

   I hated grade one because my teacher could never remember my name. What made it worse was that I was home schooled!

   You're only young once but you can be immature forever!

   It's so cold out I walked into my bank and the tellers were wearing ski masks