@akshay7890 Funny Status Messages

   Statistically 5/4 of peoplehave trouble with fractions.

   just received a coupon inthe mail: Buy one sock, get oneFREE! While socks last.

   I've always wondered iffilm directors wake up screaming"CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!" whenthey have nightmares.

   believes that if you tellyour boss what you really thinkof him, the truth will set youfree.

   Don't text and walk at the same time. Trust me, that street lamp is closer than you think..