@Gnarleycharley Funny Status Messages

   has 12 episodes of A&E's "Hoarders" recorded on his DVR and he just can't throw any away.  

   Urban Outfitters clothes size exchange rate,  XL=94 pound 5th grader...

   checked in to a hotel and I asked if the porn channels could be disabled…She replied “Sick-o”!!!

   or Sir Gnarles just got his invitation to the Royal Wedding today.... Damn snail mail...

   thinking about handcuffing himself to Billy Graham for Saturday's rapture...

   has been sitting outside with a cooler all day and has not seen one Veloc-raptor....

   hunting is the only sport where you get to eat your opponent.

   Dear Jäger I think we need to stop seeing each other...."Maybe we have too much in common.  We are too much alike." If the phone doesn't ring, it's probably me....