Leeferd Funny Status Messages

   Sometimes a big fish in a small pond is just a fat guy in a baby pool.

   I got to get my life on track if I still expect Elton John to change the lyrics of "Candle in the Wind" for me.

   I am looking forward to my daughter being done with her I-Don't-Like-Daddy Phase. I'm running out of things to clean with her toothbrush.

   Someone please tell me why in the hell someone would open a tanning salon in an all black neighborhood?