Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Did you know the same goes for an atheist or one on a gluten free diet?

   Harrison Ford was in a plane crash. I hope he was flying "Solo" Eh?

   Harrison Fords plane crashed. I hope Chewbacca is okay.

   Hans Solo changed his name to Hans TooLow today! too soon?

   Wasn't Billy Dee Williams supposed to fix that thing in Cloud City?

   I did so much yard work today, I might get deported.

   Sometimes I get road rage standing in lines.

   I will always be here for you. Unless we run out of beer and someone has some over there. Then I will be over there for you.

   Harrison Fords plane crashed??? I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area

   One would think if you can fly a freaking Starship you could fly a World War 2 vintage plane?

   If you don’t catch me before I take off my bra, then all plans are off.

   If your name is on the building, you’re rich; if your name is on your desk, you’re middle-class; if your name is on your shirt, you’re poor.

   I bet Kim Kardashian dyed her hair blonde to support Jodi Arias

   Guess Harrison Ford couldn't make the jump to Light Speed in his World War 2 vintage plane...

   Those with no sense of humor have no idea how much entertainment they provide those of us that do.

   Guess Harrison Ford didn't like my hide snakes on plane prank.....

   Need a half hour f quiet time? Ask her fo a selfie.

   if I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.

   I really want someone to love me unconditionally, but I really can’t afford a puppy right now.

   I just wanna be the reason your doctor puts you on a new medication.