urboyblue Funny Status Messages

   Dear people who think Romeo and Juliet was a romantic love story.... It was a relationship between a 13 yr old and 17 yr old that lasted 3 days and resulted in 6 deaths.... Sincerely, Everyone that has actually read the story!

   One of my friends just called me and said his internet was not working...I told him to reset his router and he said "I can't, it's in my neighbors house" LOL

   A wise old man once said nothing....bet a woman can't do that!!

   Wouldn't it be cool to have that magical magic marker for people that stores have for money?? Yanno, to see if they're real!!

   Did not know Osama Bin Laden's son plays for the Oklahoma City Thunder!!

   Manscaping now fully complete!! Waiting on the itching to commence!!

   I vote we bring 80's music back and forget how to Dougie!!

   You mat say one you go black you can't come back...but if you stick with good credit you won't regret it!!

   It's funny to watch you girls on Facebook whine and cry about your drama in one status and then the next....10 mins later "Pedi's, mani's now and drinks with my besties later, life is great"!!

   Women will cost you more money than a drug habit, business adventure ect.....matter of fact the reason the v@gina is shaped that way is so you can swipe your credit card thru and be done with it!!

   Just remember foks, when ya ask to borrow someone's phone....nobody takes the newspaper into the bathroom anymore!!

   Fire up the bong...Michael Phelps won GOLD!! 19 Medals, 15 of'em GOLD!!

   "SWAG" LOL....I love to know where words originate from and in the 1960's a group of men came up with the term "SWAG"....it's meaning Secretly We Are G@y!! True story!! So go get your SWAG on and please post on FB everytime you do so I can laugh at you!!

   You can tell we're in a depression and poor cuz everyone's Verizon ringtone is that d@mn Mozart classical song.....

   I don't give a crap...I am voting for Romney just cuz Paul Ryan looks like "Doug" from The Hangover!!

   OH Muh GAH....that d@mn commercial has got me in it's clutches!! I go around singing "I GOT 2 TICKETS TO PARADISE....."

   Wish MTV would make a show called "16 and mature"

   Paul Ryan looks like Doug, Dougie, Doug, Doug from "The Hangover"

   My generation should be on Survivor!! This will be the 54th "end of the world" we have endured!! The Tribe has spoken....We are badas$$!

   It would suck if the world ended tomorrow simply because Jersey Shore's last episode is tonight!! No more Snookie!!