@dj_soltrix Funny Status Messages

   Would you rather date a woman with a beautiful body covered in tattoos, or a nicely decorated trash bag?

   It really sucks being without a cell phone because now I have to give everyone 100% of my full attention.

   I love how these photoshop models think they have "fans." Let's be realistic. Most of those people are not your fans, they just want to get you in bed.

   Whenever a woman says, "I'm going out tonight with the girls;" I like to think she's referring to her boobs.

   I shot my girlfriend with a cupid's arrow thinking that she would fall more in love with me, but now she's just laying there on the ground ignoring me.