BEGO Funny Status Messages

   Just when you think you've finally hit the bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.

   To hate a person is a waste; half the people you hate don't care, and the other half don't know.

   I hate it when people lie, especially when you know the truth about what they are lying about.

   Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.

   IMAGINE if Facebook, Twitter, and msn all broke at the same time. We might have to actually get lives.

   WARNING: Asking people about their weekend may result in them telling you about it.

   If a genie ever gives me three wishes, goodbye Kardashians.

   No one ever seems to realize that when your EX says after you brake up, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you again," basically implies that there is a list and hurting you is on it.

   Admit it, sometimes, even when your crush does something really weird…. it still looks cute for you.

   A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.

   Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people “Happy Birthday,” ever.

   Saw this person's photo on Facebook & I thought to myself ” DAMN I'D HIT THAT “……with a truck. “

   We often fear being rejected so very much that we reject ourselves first before anyone else has the chance.

   Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers,but now they drink like their damn Fathers...!!!

   Maybe your ex didn't take you for granted, but they sure took you for everything else.

   Talk used to be cheap...then someone invented cell phones.

   Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7.

   Creaking floorboards have been known to ruin the plans of thousands of teenagers.

   You should like yourself because that is the only person you have to spend the rest of your life with.

   Big sunglasses are an ugly girl's best friend.