SVALDEZ187 Funny Status Messages

   The Broncos should just sit on the sidelines and watch the Superbowl for the commercials like the rest of us.

   Spoiler Alert: Phillip Seymore Hoffman dies at the end of his Facebook movie.

   You shouldn't be buying lobster when you're on a tuna fish budget. 

   Don't worry about Ebola spreading in Dallas. The Cowboys have shown us that people in Dallas can't catch anything.

   ***LATEST SOCIAL MEDIA GAME~~~ Inbox me your Bank Account or Credit Card number (be sure to give me the expiration date and 3 digit security code) and I will post in my status which bill or Christmas gift I used it for. Let's play!!!

   My ornaments are starting to droop. Yeah, time to ask Santa for new underwear.

   Norwegian Cruises are offering buy 1 week get 2 free. Use promo code "CORONA"