Nomalungelo Funny Status Messages

   Okay, I've had it with real life, give me my fairy godmother, my prince, and my happily ever after endings.

   Sometimes I wish I could go back to the days when I was six and my biggest problem was what kind of dress to put on my Barbie's or whether or not I had enough Lego's to build a fort

   You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something in your life

   I want to say I deserve better and mean it. I want to say I give up and believe it. I want to say I'm moving on and do it.

   The heart is a msucle. What do muscles do when they are torn? Brow back stronger

   Damaged people are dangerous because they know they can survive

   I can choose to let it define me, confine me, refine me, outshine me or I can choose to move the f*ck on and leave it behind me.

   Its funny how parents say its their house but when its time to clean it magically becomes my house too

   The feelings I used to get when I was in relationships at age 13 were the best, now they're just dreadful

   I love it when I drop my iPod and my headphones save it's life!

   You know you're talented when you can untangle your headphones in the dark