Brafty Crastard Funny Status Messages

   You know it's time to wash your wank sock when you drop it and it sounds like plates dropping.

   Go to your profile, look to the right. Now annoy those 8 friends by tagging them in a stupid post about the zombie apoclyspe, or bank robbery, and let them know you have no life.

   Refuses to add his co workers on Facebook, I don't want them to see all the sh!t I talk about them on there.

   What did the little black kid get for Christmas? My bike :(

   You know it's time to do laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

   I don't make typos, I make new words.

   Officer: anything you say will be held against you. Me: Big T!ts!