Aaron Funny Status Messages

   out dealin w/ things way beyond his maturity level...

   the answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not....Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?

   I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one... It wasn't doing what I was doing.

   will have on his Tombstone, "See I told you I was SICK!"

   I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.

   Due to the shortage of great leaders, I have decided to follow myself.

   When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken

   you aren't as good as the rest of em till you beat the best of em

   a drunk was hauled into court.”Mister,” the judge began, you've been brought here for drinking.” “Great,” the drunk exclaimed. “When do we get started?”

   I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."

   in the mood to push someone down the stairs hit them over the head with a fire extinguisher then bury the body under the garden patio

   Hey! I said no pickles! That's it...I wanna speak to the frigg'n McManager!!!

   can't seem to remember to forget you

   Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot? 50 Mexicans died

   Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

   supposed to cross the street with the skeleton. But he didn't have the guts

   don't look at me in that tone of voice

   did you cheat? ... No I opened the book.

   I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...

   I bought some batteries... but they weren't included... so I had to buy them again...