wolf Funny Status Messages

   Always finishes what I sta

   Do I got stupid written on my wall..

   You all wouldn't know funny if it came down and slaped you upside ur wall..

   Remember a diamond was merely a lump a coal that did well under pressure..

   Loves the smell of gun powder, thank you Chinese people..

   Nothing says your celebrating the birth of are Nation, like the smell of Gunpowder and Beer..

   I've lost my mind, if you find it please put it back in the gutter..

   Here is to another nite I'm not going to remember..

   When in doubt, whip it out..

   X Did you Just say somthing, or did your brain fart..

   I wonder how long I can keep telling my kids I'm gunna call Santa..

   Out of all the fish in the sea, your the only one I want to mount..

   Im gunna make a copy of my facebook and sell it..

   n't today smile like a doughnut day! Happy 10-10-10 ;)

   Mmmm, plumpkins..

   You weren't the first to stake the flag son,but you walked on the moon..

   Women are like beer, some go down better then others..

   I throw my can up in the air sometimes saying AYO where out of beer YO..

   Oh, nothing just admiring the shape of your skull..

   How many Snickers are an acceptable meal replacement?