Fadolo Funny Status Messages

   forecast for tonight? Alcohol, low standards, and poor decisions.

   Beyonce might be hot but underneath all that hair there will always be a little rubber band ball of nap.

   this chick 'Beyonce' lost her phone today She said its on silent. I was like, "If you liked it then you shouldve put a ring on it!"

   I can hear my loving wife and kids scream at each other about who got chocolate on our couch while I try to hang myself in the bedroom.

   WhitePeopleGoogleSearches How do I find my stolen iPhone BlackPeopleGoogleSearches How do I unlock the iPhone I just found..

   ‎‎(ｏ・_・)ノ”(ノ_<。) I hate you -__- ?30secs later (っ˘з(˘.˘ )♥ Bipolar Love

   (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (O_o) (-_-) (-_-) <-- Me & my boys. Don't talk to Bob, he's on Ecstasy"

   Using your phone very strategically when it hits "Low Battery."

   LOOK LEFT ------------------------> you failed.

   White parents: "Tommy, go in timeout Kid: NO mommy, YOU get in timeout. Black parents: Get ur ass in ur room before I punch you in the throat!

   When men give women roses they expect Tulips in return.

   Who else still thinks they have super powers, but they just don't know how to activate them yet?

   If the person is ugly , you call them a stalker. If the person is goodlooking, you call them a secret admirer.

   If you turn on tennis and shut your eyes it sounds like a porno

   took you to dinner,a movie,then for drinks,get back to your house then tell me you have your period (・_・)ノ”(ノ_<)

   Who else thinks their ringtone is the best, but when you're in public and it rings, it's the most embarrassing moment of your life?

   NBA = Nlggas Balling Again

   Big girls take photos from the neck up.

   I keep a baseball bat under the bed just in case someone breaks in and throws a ball at me..

   I went to a Muslim strip club last night, everyone was shouting "SHOW US YER FACE"