Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD, & if anyone feels the urge to tidy up, by all means go ahead

   the way it used to be.

   what we have here...is a failure to communicate....

   not a complete idiot, some pieces are missing!

   wonders what would happen if he was scared half to death....twice??

   tired of using technology

   thnks you can observe alot just by watching

   thinks the future isn't quite what it used to be

   lets party like its 2012....oh wait...

   thinks the Media is just milking the negitivity in this Swine Flu situation. On the plus side, there is now recession beating prices on Mexican pork chops.

   thought I saw a puddy cat!

   has a confirmed case of Swine Flu....it was spotted when his tail began to curl.!!

   playing musical electric chairs

   thought he had Swine Flu....it turns out he was just really bored

   100 percent natural

   going over his plans for world domination and all those who have crossed him in the past will be unmercifully slaughtered....have a great day!!

   in your garden, peeing on your tomatoes...

   your father smells of elder berries

   celebating....aaaaaah! crap I forgot an R! I am celebrating

   looks life a flower but stings like a bee.