Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   We own you.

   Many talented foreigners move to the US because there's far less competition there. Now you know 😆

   Yes. You're not going anywhere. Like always. Except for the handful of talented Canadians who all move here.

   We took your boring ice hockey and made it profitable. We own you.

   Lamemerica does suck. And we're not going anywhere. This is storage for us. Go f*ck yourself and your dying country 💀

   Also praying that 100% of Canucks stop visiting the US. The border towns would be destroyed first 😂 It's at 70%. Pretty sure they'll get there.

   Okay, you win. We suck. (Will the fruitcake now go away?) Probably not.

   Praying that 100% of Canucks stop visiting the US. Come on, weirdos... you can do it!

   Only Troons are canceling trips. Have you canceled yet, Pierre?

   Ok Cletus, you can go back to whittling wood and banging your sister now lol

   Canucks visit the US way more than you visit Canuckville? Way more? AWESOME!!! That makes us want to visit Canada even more! Thanks for that information!!! 😂

   When the funniest, smartest comment you can make is "Canada is ghey". Because your mother was stupid and your father was stupid and you're stupid. And that's the best you can do. A for effort there, Cletus 😂

   Tourist from all over the world are cancelling trips to the states. Your tourism is ruined. Congratulations. It's a sh*t hole anyway lol

   Flights from Canada down to the states are down 70% 🤣

   Canucks visit the US way more than we visit Canuckville. Way more.

   After these responses, Canada is definitely ghey. Especially people from Montreal and Turdronto.

   M*G* loser - I'm an ALPHA male. I do what I want and I don't care what anyone says! Commander In Sheep - You hate Canada now. M*G* loser - Okay Daddy!

   IMAGINE - AN ENTIRE COUNTRY SO IGNORANT THAT THE PEOPLE WILFULLY GIVE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN ORDER TO ELECT RICH CRIMINALS TO RULE OVER THEIR LIVES AND STEAL THEIR MONEY, BUT BELIEVE THEY ARE FREE. Lmfao

   Imagine being an “alpha male gun expert” and thinking a person can get hit in the ear with an AR-15 round and not have a scar. Completely set up and an absolute hoax. There's already talk from people who were involved.

   Don’t worry Greenland. One more bottle of whiskey and Pete Hegseth will text you the complete invasion plans 🤣