Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   "I can see you now. 300lbs, 38D cups, and no pecker." DUDE, you have the weirdest motherf*cking fantasies.

   If you are confused by the tariffs, here are two messages directly from the White House. 1.The tariffs are real, and there will be no negotiating, period. 2. Look, we’re not going to rule out making deals. 😂 It's being run by such incompetent idiots.

   The only thing you're seeing is your own reflection.

   Backwards posts convey the message as intended while escaping the censors. But your cognition issues prevent you from comprehending anything substantive. I can see you now. 300lbs, 38D cups, and no pecker.

   The JD intends to restore the gun rights of Mel Gibson, a personal friend of Dump, after he lost them due to a domestic violence conviction. Turns out not all Dump's friends are r*pists Some are just wife-beaters.

   The USA is Canada's taint 💩

   Writing your own posts backwards only shows your own immaturity and your lack of humor.

   Canada is USA lite

   Niqqers... Low Impulse Control

   "Navarro is truly a moron, dumber than a sack of bricks. What he says here is demonstrably false." Elon Musk one hour ago. Navarro is the key White House trade advisor advocating for the tariffs. F^GA all turning on each other. It's f*cking hilarious 😂

   "Navarro is truly a moron. What he says here is demonstrably false." Elon Musk one hour ago. Navarro is the key White House trade advisor advocating for the tariffs. F^GA all turning on each other. It's f*cking hilarious 😂

   The clitoris has 1000 nerve endings. And it's still not as sensitive as the cuck here who apparently feels extremely threatened by Canada 😂

   Writing your posts backwards because your looking at your phone upside down while bent over the back of the couch getting 🦴'd by your Can*ck neighbours Siber*an husky

   Two more F*GA (that's better anyways) individuals arrested yesterday for r*ping children.

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   Hey, Houston fans claiming the refs decided the game against Florida... you lost fair and square. The Gators got called for 2 technical fouls. 2!!! And you think there was bias?

   Jeeziz, Koenig. Toss the stale '70s joke book already, you cheese merchant.

   Yes, it's great to be a Florida Gator!

   Yes, it's great to be a Flordia Gator!

   We can only blame ourselves for all the crime and violence today. We removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to change.