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she is never yours, its just your turn.
When your phone dies and you realize you're jealous
You know, while we’re at it, don’t look directly at me today either.
I asked to 2024's manager today, it was 2021
President Thomas Jefferson once said, never believe anything you read on the internet.
never forget, you are a part of the universe that became sentient for a while and decided to post pictures of cats on the internet
No New Year, No Groundhog, No Valintine, and now no New President. Holidays suck anymore.
Every drop of water on earth has been through multiple kidneys at this point.
Today is 2/366. This is a leap year, which means the earth gave you an extra day to make things how you want.
I haven’t been this excited about a new year since last year.
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