Monday Funny Status Messages

   Jesus final words on Good Friday " Don’t eat my chocolate. I’ll be back Monday."

   Many people think that Tuesday Weld is named after the second day of the week. But if that was true her name would be Monday Weld.

   Another Monday. Aw, man. I don't know if I can do this. (Just practicing.)

   Daaaay-oh! Monday come and me wan go home...

   Interesting Fact: Tuesday Weld was not named after the second day of the week. Because if she was, her name would be "Monday Weld."

   The Weeknd should change his name to Monday Morning 'cause that's how bad he s_cks.

   Cyber Monday but instead of buying more stuff, I get rid of it by putting it in Amazon boxes on my porch and let it get stolen

   On Monday I have appointments at the psychologist and the gynecologist and if it was the 1800s that would be the same thing

   One time I waited 30 minutes for a bakery to open to get the best birthday party cupcakes. It was a Monday. The bakery was closed on Mondays. I think about that a lot.

   Monday is Memorial Day. I plan on showing my grandsons how to eat corn on the cob typewriter style. The hard part is going to be explaining a typewriter. 🌽