Funny Status Message #95877
 
 	
	 X  I'm almost finished producing my "Tickle Me Emo" doll. When you tickle it... it says "My life sucks," "I need more black hair dye" and..... these pants aren't tight enough.  I just need to stop it from cutting the box it comes in, before it's sold.	
 
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 - # 96936 Great news, everybody -- my pants aren't tight anymore! (I finished eating all the breadsticks I smuggled out of the Olive Garden.)
 
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