Funny Status Message #83587
X is If a fat man in a red suit comes and grabs you and stuffs you into a bag, dont worry. He just read my wish list. :)
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- # 159121 pro tip: go to men's warehouse. try on a suit. take a selfie. say the suit isnt what you want & give it back. you just got a free picture of you looking good in a nice suit.
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