Funny Status Message #74056

X When you wake up the first thing you do is roll over and check your cell phone
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# 100138 Sittin' in the Dr.'s office next to the "turn off cell phone" sign using my phone to share this with you. Because, yeah... that's how I f*ckin' roll. :)
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←Rate | 10-06-2011 21:39 by g0re | Tags: Approved

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