Funny Status Message #48554
X Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there...with a funnier status.
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- # 153261 Whenever someone tries to do the state farm jingle and teleport, I always mess with them. They'll say "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there....." and I'll say something like "... in the ghetto" or "in a crack house" and watch the fun.
- # 98476 since state farm also offers life insurance, why do you never hear a commercial say "like a good neighbor state farm is there....with a bullet in my spouse's head"?
- # 54710 If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog crap in my yard.
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