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X says When this girl at the art museum asked me who I like better, "Monet or Manet", I said "I liked mayonnaise." She just stared at me so I said it again, louder...Then she left... I guess she went to find me some mayonnaise.
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←Rate | 01-16-2011 19:59 | Tags: Approved

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Jg
Monday January 17, 2011 @ 10:18 PM

Gotta love Jack Handey

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