Funny Status Message #42632
X says Great! My Mayan doctor just said I have less than a year to live ..

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Boomtastic
Tuesday January 11, 2011 @ 12:01 PM
Tuesday January 11, 2011 @ 12:01 PM
I know, but around here you gotta get the jokes out early or someone else will beat you to it .. ;)
Anonymous
Wednesday January 12, 2011 @ 01:47 AM
Wednesday January 12, 2011 @ 01:47 AM
What's it matter? People will just repost it a 100 X's anyways, LOL
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Tuesday January 11, 2011 @ 11:25 AM
It's dec 21 2012 that the Mayan calendar ends. Not this Dec, but next. So you would have almost 2 years left to live.