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X was born with no eyelids. Doctor used some of the extra foreskin from my circumcision to make some. He said I would be fine, just a little cock-eyed.
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←Rate | 11-29-2010 23:13 by djmythodkl | Tags: Approved , noads

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Buzzbait0u812
Monday November 29, 2010 @ 11:42 PM

GOD that's funny!!!! :) I used it! :D

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