Funny Status Message #28833
X thinks the markets are sliding faster today than a disgruntled flight attendant.

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- Related Status Messages:
- # 28824 Twice already today I have warned my co-workers that I was on the verge of going "JetBlue flight attendant." It's the new "going postal."
- # 37526 Q:Why do you want to be a flight attendant? A:So I can be high all day.
- # 44426 hoping the cute flight attendant gives a flying f**k.
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