Funny Status Message #27117
X I propose that Jesus must have been a Zombie. Lets look at the facts: He came back from the dead, He wants you drink his blood and also eat his flesh so that you have ever lasting life. Or maybe... a vampire-zombie? Hmm... futher study is needed.
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DM
Tuesday July 20, 2010 @ 02:28 AM
Tuesday July 20, 2010 @ 02:28 AM
Get over it TC.... it was a joke, and somewhat funny...
Anonymous
Tuesday July 20, 2010 @ 03:13 AM
Tuesday July 20, 2010 @ 03:13 AM
Give it a rest. first you knocking on doors and now online. please give it up.
Christian Woman
Tuesday July 20, 2010 @ 03:19 PM
Tuesday July 20, 2010 @ 03:19 PM
DO PRIEST's keep checking this website? Im sick of seeing every status that has jesus mentioned in it get a ton of thumbs down when they are funny, live a little. It's a joke."
Tracy
Tuesday July 20, 2010 @ 09:45 PM
Tuesday July 20, 2010 @ 09:45 PM
Haha, thanks for defending it fellows. I thought it was funny, but I guess I lost this battle. Funny thing is those, I dare you to prove me wrong LOL
Tracy
Tuesday July 20, 2010 @ 09:54 PM
Tuesday July 20, 2010 @ 09:54 PM
I mean *though* not those* I need to learn to spell.
Anonymous
Friday August 6, 2010 @ 02:28 PM
Friday August 6, 2010 @ 02:28 PM
This was very funny!
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